Since the Democratic Debate FINALLY happened, I promised a sequel to my GOP Post.
Pros: Has a soothing Jewish, grandfatherly accent that transports you to a deli in downtown NYC.
Cons: SUHVEERLY UNDAHESTAMATED
“Hillary’s hair gets more scrutiny than my hair?”
Pros: Has the most presidential experience (1993-2001)
Cons: Will try to be that “hip” mom
“We have a lot of kids who don’t know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word.”
Aaaaaaand….that’s it. Really.
I mean, really really.