2016 Democratic Presidential Election Quotations for the Uninformed

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Since the Democratic Debate FINALLY happened, I promised a sequel to my GOP Post.

bernie Bernie “Feel the Bern” Sanders

Pros: Has a soothing Jewish, grandfatherly accent that transports you to a deli in downtown NYC.

Cons: SUHVEERLY UNDAHESTAMATED

“Hillary’s hair gets more scrutiny than my hair?”

Hillary Clinton

Pros: Has the most presidential experience (1993-2001)

Cons: Will try to be that “hip” mom

“We have a lot of kids who don’t know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word.”

Aaaaaaand….that’s it. Really.

I mean, really really.

Enjoy?

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